Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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