would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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