I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
