i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
