If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
