Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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