It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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