your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
