the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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