is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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