I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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organizing the empties. That sober.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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