whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Your cock deserves a montage
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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