ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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