Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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