on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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