is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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