So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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