have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
My balls are so social today.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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