Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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