The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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