the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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