Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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