I bet he comes in French.
I looked at my own cervix.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize