So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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