Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Randomize