when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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