I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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