Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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