People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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