Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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