Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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