We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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