I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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