pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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