How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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