Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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