Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
