Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
All the doctor said was why
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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