She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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