is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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