big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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