You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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