yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
