I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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