jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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