Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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