i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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