He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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