U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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