Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
This is my gift to your gina
40s are totally the cure
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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