Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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