You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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