why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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