O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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