Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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