The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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