two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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